Joke Of The Day
A man and his wife were playing golf.
On a par-4, the man sliced his drive right of the fairway and into a field. There was a big barn between him and the green.
“I have no shot at all,” he told his wife.
“I have an idea,” his wife said, assessing the situation. “I’ll go open the doors to the barn at both ends and you will then have a clear shot to the green.”
“Let’s try it,” he said.
So she opened the doors and stood by the door at the far end of the barn. The man hit his shot and as it was flying through the barn his ball caught the top beam at the far end, shot straight down and hit her in the head killing her instantly.
A couple of years later, the man was playing the same hole. Again, he sliced his drive out into the same field and again had the big barn between him and the green.
“I’ve got no shot at all,” he told his playing partner.
“I’ll go open the doors to the barn at both ends and you will then have a clear shot to the green,” his partner suggested.
“No way!” the man exclaimed. “I tried that same shot a couple years ago and made a 7 on the hole.”
(Submitted by reader Robert A.)
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