Joke Of The Day
A notoriously poor-playing attorney stepped to the tee. He set his bag down and looked wistfully down the first fairway.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw his bag begin to move. A small child was attempting to lug the bag to the side of the tee box.
The attorney spotted the caddie master, John, and whispered to him, questioning his choice of the looper.
“Johnny, that boy isn’t even eight years old; are you sure he can caddie for me?”
“Better that way, sir,” John said. “He probably can’t count past 10, either.”
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