Joke Of The Day
A golfer walks up to the tee box of a par-3 hole measuring 150 yards. Between the tee box and the putting surface is a lake.
The golfer, seeing the situation, takes his relatively new golf ball and exchanges it for an older ball that wouldn’t be missed if it landed in the water.
The golfer goes up to the tee box and a voice from the sky calls out “Use the new ball, use the new ball!”
The golfer, thinking it’s divine intervention, goes back to his bag and gets the new ball.
The golfer returns to the tee box, tees up the new ball and takes a couple of practice swings.
Suddenly a voice from the sky calls out “Use the old ball, use the old ball!”
(Submitted by reader Michael S.)
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