Joke Of The Day
Four guys were enjoying a round of golf when they reached the 18th tee. The first three guys put their balls in the fairway while the last guy drove a brand new Titleist over the fence and into a field. He told his friends to finish up and that he would meet them in the clubhouse.
A half-hour went by, and finally, the fourth golfer showed up in the bar, all beat up with bumps and cuts on his head, bleeding all over. One of his fellow golfers asked what the heck had happened.
He told them the story.
“Over the fence, there were a bunch of cows,” he said. “I noticed one cow was moaning and carrying on like crazy, so I slowly lifted her tail, and a ball was stuck in the you-know-what.
“Gladly, it wasn’t mine, but a lady came over the fence at about that time looking for her ball. I told her to come over, and I’d show her something. I raised the tail on that cow and asked her, ‘Does that look like yours?’
“After that, I don’t remember much.”
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