Joke Of The Day
A guy tees off and slices into the woods behind a tree. Rather than taking an unplayable lie, he thinks he can open his clubface and slice it around the tree.
He hits the ball, it hits the tree, ball knocks him in the head and kills him.
He arrives at the pearly gates and St. Peter says, “I see you are a golfer.”
“That’s right” the guy answers.
“Are you any good?” asks St. Peter.
The guy replies, “I got here in two, didn’t I?”
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