Joke Of The Day
A foursome was playing a long par 5 at a new club. This course had the long par 5 running down the edge of the course.
Just off the course was a roadway with a moderate amount of traffic, but there were a line of trees protecting the roadway.
Joe got up to hit his drive… a big booming hook that cleared the trees and hit the road. Suddenly, the group hears the screeching of brakes and sound of a crash. Joe quickly hits a provisional and the group continues on their round.
Two holes later, a golf cart approaches them. In the cart were the course superintendent and a police officer.
The superintendent asks if anyone hit a ball on the par-5 that went out of bounds by the road.
After some hemming and hawing, Joe owns up to the errant shot.
The Superintendent then says to the police officer, “Here’s the guy.”.
Joe is shaking in his FootJoys. And asks for details from the officer.
The officer says, “Three car pile up, but fortunately no major injuries.
Joe says, “What do I do, Officer?”
The officer replies, “Well, if it were me, I would open my stance a little to create a slice.”
(Submitted by reader Charles S.)
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