Joke Of The Day
Dan and Brandon are playing a spectacular new golf course built on very scenic terrain — cliffsides, gullies, and ravines.
They reach the 6th hole, where Dan slices a ball into a thickly wooded, deep ravine. But Dan is determined not to take a penalty stroke, so he grabs his 8-iron and starts descending into the canyon in search of his ball.
The brush is thick and tearing at Dan’s clothes. All the overhanging branches and vines dim the sunlight. But Dan keeps searching, and finally spots something shiny down below.
As he nears the object, he realizes it’s not a ball, but a golf club. Dan takes a closer look only to discover that it is an 8-iron — and it’s in the hands of a human skeleton lying near an old golf ball!
Dan yells out for his partner. “Hey, Brandon, get over here, I’ve got trouble down here!”
Brandon hurries over to the edge of the ravine and yells down, “What’s the matter, Dan?”
Dan replies, “Bring me my 7-iron. You can’t get out of this stuff with an 8.”
Three-Shot Hole
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