Today’s Golf Joke – December 30, 2026

Joke Of The Day

Joe was playing golf all alone as he stood on the 150-yard par-3 9th hole. Just as Joe approached the tee, a voice from the heavens said, “Joe, use a new ball.”

Joe looked around, and not a soul was in view, so he put a brand new ball on the tee.

Before he could take his shot, the same voice called, “Joe, take a practice swing.”

Joe obeyed and swung as hard as he could, slightly off balance at the end.

The same voice called one last time, “Joe, use that old ball.”