Joke Of The Day
A group of golfers is putting on the green when, suddenly, a ball drops in their midst. One of the golfers winks at the others and shoves the ball into the hole with his foot.
A few seconds later, a player puffs onto the green, quite out of breath and red-faced. He looks around distractedly and then asks, “Have any of you seen a ball that came down around here?”
“Yeah, it went in the hole,” the joker answers with straight-faced alacrity.
The golfer looks at him unbelievingly, then walks towards the hole, looks in, reaches down, and picks up the ball with its markings.
Without so much as a word, he turns, runs down the fairway, and, as he nears his partner, the group on the green hears him shout, “Hey Sam, I got an 11.”
