Joke Of The Day
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home from golf again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. You love golf more than I do. Don’t bother coming after me.”
She then hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he went into the bedroom. She could see him walk toward the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few seconds, he wrote something on it, then picked up the phone and called someone.
“She’s finally gone. I’m coming to see you, put on that lingerie,” he said. “I love you; can’t wait to see you.”
He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he had written.
“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread. I’ll be back in five minutes.”
(Submitted by reader Joe F.)
