Joke Of The Day
There was a guy so addicted to golf that all he did was go out on the links every single day. He had ambitions to make the Tour, so he took his game very seriously.
One windy day, while playing in the tournament finals, the guy was in contention, so he played every shot with utmost care and concentration. After all the scores were submitted, he was declared the tournament winner.
He returned to his wife with the trophy and a small cash prize. He kept repeating his round over dinner. The wife, who is not the least bit interested in golf, got up and went to bed early. After a few hours, the guy follows, still high on his golf championship.
At around two in the morning, the wife jumps up and screams at her husband, who also gets startled and wakes up.
“What happened? Why are you screaming?” the guy asked his wife.
“Why wouldn’t I shout? You just pulled a patch of hair from me and threw it up in the air!”
