Joke Of The Day
A man visits the doctor, complaining of stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he’s been eating.
“I only eat golf balls,” he says. “Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner.”
“I see the problem,” says the doctor. “You’re not getting enough greens.”
(Submitted by reader Mike H.)
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