Today’s Golf Joke – October 2, 2026

Joke Of The Day

Frustrated with his golf game, a player signed up for a short series of golf lessons with his local pro.

Several weeks after he had completed his final lesson, he told his pro he was now totally frustrated with golf and would throw his golf equipment into the nearby lake, then jump in and drown himself.

The pro said that he was very sorry to hear how frustrated the player had become with golf.

“I don’t think you’ll drown, however,” the pro said. “You can’t keep your head down that long!”

(Submitted by reader Drew. B)