Today’s Golf Joke – October 31, 2025

Joke Of The Day

Bob is invited to join a regular game at his home course.

On the first tee, Jim pulls Bob aside to let him know this is a serious game and that they strictly play by the rules.

“Really?” asks Bob. “How strict?”

“Well,” says Jim, “you probably heard that the guy you are replacing, George, had a stroke on the 18th green last Saturday… we made him count it.”

(Submitted by reader Jarrell P.)

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