Joke Of The Day
A routine police patrol parked outside a bar at a golf course in Texas. Shortly before closing, the officer sees a man carrying golf clubs leaving so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled and bumbled around the parking lot. The officer remained quiet, observing him. The man stumbled for what seemed like an eternity trying his keys in five different vehicles.
Finally, he found his pickup truck and tried to toss his clubs in the back, but he fell. His golf bag and clubs fell out and tumbled on top of him. He sat there, looking at his clubs and bag, for a few minutes as several other patrons left the bar and drove off.
He gathered everything up, got into his truck, started the engine, and switched the wipers on and off, even though it was a clear moonlit night. Then he flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, then stayed still for a few more minutes as more of the other patrons’ vehicles left.
At last, when he was the only vehicle left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started his patrol car, put on his emergency lights, and pulled the man over.
“Good evening, officer,” the golfer said.
“License and registration, please? Have you been drinking tonight?” the officer asked.
“No, sir, not a drop,” the man said.
The officer administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. The breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”
“I seriously doubt it,” the golfer said. “Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.”
