Joke Of The Day
Arriving at the 18th hole where a large pond separated the fairway from the green, a foursome was shocked to see a golfer so furious with his game that he threw his bag into the water and stormed off to the parking lot.
As they approached the green, they noticed the man returning to the pond, removing his shoes and fishing for his bag.
“Wow,” one of the men said, “it seems he has recognized the error of his ways.”
At that moment the errant golfer found his bag, unzipped the side pocket, pulled out his car keys, and then threw the bag back into the water.
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Swing Thoughts
“The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.” – Mickey Mantle
