Joke Of The Day
A golfer hit a wicked slice off of the tee that ricocheted through the trees and into the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer.
When the golfer got to his ball, he is greeted by his unintended near-victim, who angrily told him of the near miss.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t have time to yell ‘fore,’” the slicer said.
“That’s weird,” the other guy replied. “You had plenty of time to yell ‘s**t!’”
“You’re Four Down”
Swing Thoughts
“Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more 20-yard grounder.” -Jim Bishop
