Joke Of The Day
One day, a Scotsman went to play golf. After standing a while on the tee, he asked the boy standing beside him, “Are you my caddie for today?”
“Yes,” answered the boy.
“Are you good at finding lost balls?” the man asked.
“Oh yes, I find every lost ball!” the caddie said.
“Perfect,” the man said. “Run and find one, then we can start!”
Fore On The Adjacent Green!
“Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 50 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea how to play it.” – Gary Player