Joke Of The Day
Fred and Harry were playing their usual weekend match on the links and were annoyed by an unusually slow twosome in front of them.
One of them was marching around on the fairway while the other was searching distractedly in the tall rough that framed the hole.
“Hey,” shouted Fred, “why don’t you help your friend find his ball?”
“He’s got his ball,” came the reply. “It’s his club he’s looking for.”
Celebrate When You Can
“My best score ever was 103, but I’ve only been playing 15 years.” -Alex Karris -Jack Lemmon