Joke Of The Day
Jake’s wife asked him why he doesn’t play golf with Tom anymore.
Jake responded to her question with one of his own. “Would you continue to play with a guy who always gets drunk, loses so many balls other groups are always playing through, tells lousy jokes while you are trying to putt and generally offends everyone around him on the course?”
“Certainly not, dear” his wife replied.
Jake nodded his head and said, “Well, neither did Tom.”
Phil Gets Happy Gilmore Treatment
Swing Thoughts
“We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. (Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. At least he can’t cheat on his score. All you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.” -Bob Hope
