During a busy Saturday night, the clubhouse at the local golf club was crowded and noisy. Two players were drinking at the end bar and discussing their rounds when athe weathered bartender made his way towards them. “
Excuse me,” the barman interrupted, “you’re new members, aren’t you?”
“Yes,” replied one player, “but in all this crowd, how did you know?”
“Lads, when you’ve been around this club as long as I have it’s very easy to spot the newbies,” he said with a wink. “You actually put your drinks down.”
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