Golf Joke Of The Day: Friday, March 24th


Four married guys went golfing. While playing the 4th hole, the following conversation took place.

“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out and golf this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend,” Steve said.

“That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife I will build a new deck for the pool,” Art said.  

“Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I will remodel the kitchen for her,” replied Matt.

They continued to play the hole when they realized that Jeff hadn’t said anything, so they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to play golf this weekend. What’s the deal?”

“I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. and when it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge,” Jeff explained. “I  said, ‘Lisa, golf course or intercourse?’ And she said, ‘Wear your sweater.'”


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