Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, February 12th


Eric, the club’s worst golfer, was addressing his ball — feet apart, just so, eye on the ball,  just so, a few practice waggles with the driver, just so, then swing.

He missed.

The procedure was repeated and repeated again. On the fourth swing, however, he did manage to connect with his ball and drove it five yards down the fairway. Looking up in exasperation, he saw a stranger in raggedy clothes who had stopped to watch him.

“Look here!” Eric shouted angrily. “Only golfers are allowed on this course!” 

The stranger nodded, “I know it, mister,” he replied. “But I won’t say anything if you won’t either!”

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