Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, March 26th


A yuppie was sent a random note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o’clock the next day if he ever wanted to see his wife alive again.

The next day, the man got to the 17th tee at 12:30 p.m., two and a half hours after he was supposed to be there. A masked man stepped out from behind some bushes and growled, “What the hell took you so long? You’re over two hours late!”

“Hey! Give me a break,” whined the yuppie. “I teed off at 9 a.m. and would have been here in time, but I’m a 27-handicap.” 


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