Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, March 5th


A longtime golfer recently had a stroke, and while laying in the hospital bed the phone rang. It was the USGA.

This very proper voice said, “Is this Mr. Petty?”

The man mumbled a lackluster, “Yes.”

The voice continued, “I have to tell you, sir, your handicap has just gone up by one stroke!”


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