Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, May 13th


Jesus and Moses are playing golf. On the 5th hole, a shot over water to an island green, Moses hits his 6-iron and it lands perfectly on the green. Jesus takes out his 7-iron and begins tee-ing it up.

Moses says: “The 7 isn’t enough club. It’ll go in the water”

Jesus replies: “If Arnie Palmer can do it, I can do it.”

He swings the 7 and sure enough, right in the drink. He tees up a second ball and grabs his 7-iron again. Once again Moses reminds him of his previous attempt and Jesus says, “If Arnie Palmer can do it, I can do it.”

“PLOP” in the water it goes again. He continues this until he has hit all his golf balls into the water.

At this point, he begins walking out on the water looking down to locate his lost golf balls. The foursome behind them approaches the tee, spots Jesus out on the lake nd says to Moses,

“Hey, who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?”

Moses replies,

“No, Arnie Palmer.”


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