A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway. While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun.
The leprechaun asks him, “How’s your round of golf is going?”
The golfer admits, “I’m having one of my worst rounds ever.”
Simultaneously, the leprechaun zaps the golfer with a magic spell.
The leprechaun then asks, “How’s your sex life doing?”
The golfer replies, “In all honesty, I haven’t had much of one over the past few years.”
Again, the leprechaun zaps him with another spell.
The golfer goes on to have his best round ever.
Two months later the golfer is playing the same course. He checks to see if the leprechaun is still around. Sure enough, he spots him in the woods.
The leprechaun asks, “How’s your golf been lately?”
The golfer responds with pride, “I’m playing the best golf of my life.”
The leprechaun then asks, “How’s your sex life doing?”
The golfer replies happily, “I’ve been getting some almost every other week.”
The leprechaun seemed dismayed and said, “Boy, I would have thought you would be doing much better than that.”
The golfer replied, “Well for a priest from a small town with no car, every other week isn’t so bad.”
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