Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, April 11th


A bum asked a man on the street for $5.

“Will you buy booze?” the man asks, to which the bum replied, “No.”

“Will you gamble it away?”

Once again, the bum replied, “No.”

“Will you make bets at the golf course?”

Once again, the bum replied “No, I don’t play golf.”

“Will you go to a dance?”

“No, I don’t dance either.”

Then the man says, “Tell you what, I’ll give you the $5 if you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble, play golf or dance.”


<— Yesterday’s Joke

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