Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, August 1st


Doogle MacDonald, a stodgy Scotsman, was 80 years old when for the first time in his life he walked into his golf club bar and ordered drinks for everyone

“What’s the occasion, mate?” inquired the stunned bartender. “Hole in one?”

“No,” the old highlander replied, “I’ve just married a bonnie lass!”

It was seven months later when MacDonald again strode into the bar and again ordered drinks all around.

“And what are we celebrating this time?” asked the amazed bartender.

“The wife again, lad,” Doogle said. “She’s just blessed me with a baby boy.”

“But you’ve only been married seven months!” the bartender pointed out. 

“True, ’tis true!” the old man said. “Can you believe it? Two under par and me with a whippy shaft!”


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