Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, December 12th


The Justice of the Peace in a small town was about to tee off with two other friends one day when the club pro volunteered to join them. It seemed like the perfect opportunity for a free lesson.

Instead of being helpful, the pro was openly critical of the Justice’s game. At every bumbled shot, the pro made a joke about him. But the criticism didn’t even stop at the end of the round.

The pro continued to embarrass the JP in the clubhouse in front of his friends.

Finally, the pro got up to leave and said, “Judge, let’s do it again sometime. If you can’t find anybody else to make a foursome, I’ll be glad to play with you again.”

“Well, that would be fine,” the justice said. “How about next Saturday? I don’t think any of my friends can join us, so why don’t you just have your parents join us. And after our round, I can marry them.”

<— Yesterday’s Joke


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