One Sunday, a typically happy weekend golfer came home from the course very late, and much the worse for the wear.
His wife greeted him at the door and questioned him. “Where the hell have you been and what have you been doing?”
The husband wobbled around and slurred, “I had a bad round, sort of lost everything. You better pack some bags, I even lost you.”
The wife screamed, “How could you do that?”
The man replied, “It wasn’t easy. I had to miss three one-foot putts in the last four holes.”
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