Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, May 16th


A man is playing alone behind a threesome of women on a busy weekend, and the play is slow. When the man gets to the next tee, the three women are about to hit and he asks them if he may join them in order to speed up play.

They all agree that it is a good idea and form a foursome. All four hit good tee shots and walk out to their balls. The three women hit their second shots safely onto the green, but the man hits his into a bunker next to the green and promptly yells, “Ah,  S**T.”

When one of the women hears him, she tells him that they will not tolerate his foul language. The man apologizes and they finish out the hole.

They get to the next tee and the woman who scolded him hits her tee shot well off to the right. It looks like it may be safe, but then it hits a tree and goes into the woods.

She yells, ” Ah, S**T,” and storms off the tee box.

The man hearing this looks and the woman and says, “I thought you wouldn’t tolerate the use of that type of language.”

She turns to him and says, “Your ball didn’t hit a F**KING tree.”


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