Golf Joke Of The Day: Friday, August 9th

Joke Of The Day 

The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit his ball across the fairway into some other woods.

Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand trap. All the while, he’d noticed that the club pro had been watching.

“What club should I use now?” he asked the pro.

“I don’t know,” the pro replied. “What game are you playing?”

Went As Well As Expected

Golf Terminology

“That’s a peach, hun.” – A good shot.From the Havekamps in Caddyshack.