Jesus and Arnold Palmer were playing golf. It was Arnold’s turn to tee off, and he did so.
He hit a long drive straight down the fairway and left himself about a 5-iron into the green.
“Not bad,” Jesus says.
Jesus tees off, but the drive slices badly and lands on an island in the middle of a water hazard. Jesus calmly walks across the water to take his next shot.
“Jesus!” Palmer yelled. “Who do you think you are, Jack Nicklaus?”
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