Joke Of The Day
A man is playing golf with a friend and hits his tee shot deep into the woods.
He and his friend drive up and find his golf ball surrounded by trees and shrubbery.
He pulls out his 3-wood and his friend says “Are you crazy? You’re gonna kill yourself.”
The man responds “No problem. I have this shot.”
The scene shifts to the Pearly Gates where St. Peter is checking people into heaven.
When he comes to the man, he checks his register and says to the man, “I see here you were a golfer. Were you any good?”
The man responds “I got here in two, didn’t I.”
(Submitted by reader Eileen D.)
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