Joke Of The Day
A husband and wife are playing golf.
On the third hole, the wife’s tee was well ahead of the husband’s, so he dropped her off and went further back.
He teed up his ball and waited for his wife to hit, She waggled and waggled, but never hit.
Annoyed, the husband teed off and skulled a drive that hit her in the head, immediately killing her.
The next day, after an autopsy, the medical examiner called him.
“Sir, I have a question,” the examiner asked. “We retrieved the golf ball that killed your wife. It was labeled as a Callaway 3, but we recovered another ball labeled Top Flite 4 from her backside. Can you explain?”
The man replied sheepishly, “Yes, that was my mulligan.”
(Submitted by reader James K.)
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