Joke Of The Day
Bob was playing a round of golf with his pals Ron, Tim and Dan.
Playing poorly, Bob turned to his group and said, “I’m sorry guys, but my game just isn’t what it used to be. I should never have had that darned operation. Before my operation, I could hit the ball out of sight.”
His playing partners look at each other quizzically, not knowing Bob had gone under the knife.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had surgery, Bob,” Ron said. “What was the operation for?”
“Cataracts,” Bob said.
(Submitted by reader Bob L.)
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