One evening a man and wife were lying in bed. He was reading and she was watching television and brooding.
“Darling,” she started.
“Um,” he replied.
“If I died would you get married again?” she continued.
Knowing this was a trick question, he thought for a moment before answering. “I don’t see why not. Our marriage has been a happy one and you’d want me to be happy again, wouldn’t you?” he countered laying down his book and taking her hand.
“Yes, I suppose,” she answered.
They continued in silence for a while; his reading and her watching television and continuing to brood.
“Darling,” she started again.
“Um,” he replied.
“If you got married again, would you let your new wife wear my dresses?”
He put his book down and once again took her hand. Again realizing this was a loaded question with no correct answer, he thought for a moment and answered. “I guess I would. After all, it would be a shame just to throw away those nice clothes of yours.”
They lapsed back into silence; his reading and her watching television and brooding even more.
“Darling,” she once again started.
“Um,” he replied.
“Would you let her wear my shoes?”
This time without putting his book aside, he said, “Yes, and for the same reason. It would be a shame to throw away all your expensive shoes.”
They lapsed back into silence; his reading and her watching television and brooding herself into a darker mood.
“Darling,” she said, renewing the inquisition.
“Um,” he replied.
“Would you let her use my new Ping golf clubs?”
With no hesitation, he answered, “Of course not, she’s left-handed.”
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