A couple played golf every day for 50 years. One day the wife says, “Honey, to celebrate five decades of golf and marriage, let’s start off with a clean slate and confess all of our past wrongs.”
“OK,” the husband says. “Do you remember that blonde secretary who worked for me 20 years ago? Well, I had an affair with her.”
And the wife says, “That’s nothing. Before we met, I had a sex change.”
And the husband says, “Why you dang cheat! All this time you’ve been hitting from the red tees!”
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