There are several men in the locker room of a private club after finishing 18 holes. Suddenly, a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up.
“Hello?”
“Honey, it’s me,” came a woman’s voice.
“Sugar!” he exclaimed.
“Are you at the club?” she asked.
“Yes.”
“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat; it is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
“What’s the price?” the man inquired.
“Only $1,500.”
“Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much,” he said.
“I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2016 at a really good price. Since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”
“What price did he quote you?” the man asked.
“Only $60,000.”
“Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the options.” he said.
“Great! Before we hang up, there’s something else.”
“Yes, dear?”
“It might sound like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account, and I stopped by the real estate agency this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, tennis court, acre of park area, beachfront property…”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $1,450,000. It’s a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it.”
“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $1,400,000, okay?”
“Sure, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later! I love you!”
“Bye… I do too,” the man said as his pressed end on the call.
Then, he raised his hand while holding the phone and asked all those standing around who had heard snippets of his conversation, “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
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