Golf Joke Of The Day – October 28, 2023

Joke Of The Day

After a terrible round ofgolf when nothing seemed to go right, Ed took his troubles to the 19th hole for a few drinks.

The bartender noticed his despondency, and asked him about his round.

“I hooked my ball when I wanted to slice; I sliced it when I wanted it to hook, had too many 3-putts, lost 5 balls in water hazards and visited way too many sand traps,” Ed said. “It was just a terrible round.”

“Oh come now, something must have gone right at least once,” the bartender responded.

“Well,” said Ed, “the best thing that happened all day was I lost my scoring pencil on the second hole.”

(Submitted by reader Ed M.)

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