A keen golfer stood trial for killing his wife. After first denying he had anything to do with his wife’s death, he admitted his guilt.
“How did you kill her,” asked the judge.
“With three strokes of a 5-iron.”
“Three strokes?” queried the judge.
“Yes. On the first two, I lifted my head.”
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