A man is stranded for years on a desert island. One day he looks up to see a gorgeous blond in scuba gear wading out of the water.
“Want a cigarette?” she asks, opening a waterproof pocket on her right arm, pulling out a pack and lighting one for him.
“How about a sip of whiskey?” she asks next, opening a pocket on her left arm and removing a flask.
As the man puffs on the cigarette and sips the whiskey, she slowly begins to unzip the front of her wet suit.
“Want to play around?” she asks.
And he says, “Oh, Lord, don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there, too.”
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