Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, May 11th

Joke Of The Day 

A group of golfers are putting on the green when, suddenly, a ball drops in their midst. One of the golfers winks at the others and shoves the ball into the hole with his foot.

A few seconds later, a player puffs onto the green quite out of breath and red of face. He looks around distractedly and then asks, “Have any of you seen a ball that came down around here?”

“Yeah, it went in the hole,” the joker answers with straight-faced alacrity.

The golfer looks at him unbelievingly, then he walks towards the hole, looks in, reaches down and picks up the ball with his markings on it.

Without so much as a word, he turns, runs down the fairway and, as he nears his partner, the group on the green hears him shout, “Hey Sam, I got an 11.”

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Golf Terminology

L.O.F.T. – When a player is told they need more loft, read the context clues to see if the advisor is saying the issue is the trajectory of the shot or L.O.F.T., an acronym for “lack of f****** talent.”