Joke Of The Day
One lady golfer was a determined, if not very proficient, player. At each swipe she made at the ball, earth flew in all directions.
“Gracious me,” she exclaimed red-faced to her caddie, “the worms will think there’s been an earthquake.”
“I don’t know,” replied the caddie, “the worms round here are very clever. I’ll bet most of them are hiding underneath the ball for safety.”
A Difficult Decision
A Kate Moss – a shot that was hit a bit thin