Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.
The pro asked, “Did you guys have a good round today?”
The first old guy said, “Yes, I had three riders today.”
The second old guy said, “I had my most riders ever. I had five.”
The third old guy said, “I had seven riders, the same as last time.”
The last old man said, “I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today.”
After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their round went to the pro and said, “I’ve been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what’s a rider?”
The pro said, “A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart and ride to it.”
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