Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, December 9th

Joke Of The Day 

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means the average golfer gets about 41 miles to the gallon.

That kind of makes you proud, doesn’t it? Almost makes you feel like a hybrid.

Be Thankful Your Stroke Isn’t On TV

Golf Terminology

A Beagle – when you hit a par-5 in two or drive a par-4 and then three-putt. You’ve missed your eagle, blown the birdie, feel like you’ve made a bogey, and end up with a dog of a par.