Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, July 14th

Joke Of The Day 

Watching from the clubhouse overlooking the 10th green, a group of members saw a foursome approaching. Having marked their balls, suddenly one of the guys fell down and the three others started a fist fight.

The club president stormed out from the clubhouse to separate the fighting men.

“Why are you fighting?” he asked.

“My partner just had a stroke and died just now,” one of them said, “and these buggers want to include it on the scorecard.”

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Golf Terminology

One-man scramble – Guy who adjusts his lie on every shot.