Joke Of The Day
There were several men in the locker room of a private club after a round of golf. A cell phone that had been sitting was on one of the benches rang. A nearby man picked it up
“Hello?” he answered.
“Honey, it’s me,” a woman’s voice said on the other side. “Are you at the club?”
“Yes,” the man responded.
“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are and I just saw the most beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?” she asked.
“What’s the price?” the man asked.
“Only $1,500,” she said.
“Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much,” he said.
“Ahhh, great. Also, I stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018 model at a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…” she pressed.
“What price did the dealer quote you?” the man asked.
“Only $60,000,” she said.
“Fine, but for that price, I want it with all the options,” he said.
“Great. And before we hang up, there was one other thing,” she said.
“What’s that, sugar?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was going through your bank account and I stopped by the real estate office this morning. I saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, tennis court, acre of park area, beach front property.”
“How much are they asking?” the man asked.
“Only $1.45 million. A magnificent price. And I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
“Well then, go ahead, but just bid $1.4 million, okay?” the man responded.
“OK, sweetie,” the woman said, over the moon with happiness. “Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”“Bye… I do too…”
“Bye,” the man said. I love you, too.”
The man ended the call, raised his hand while holding the phone and said to the other men in the room, “Does anyone know whose phone this is?”
Swing And A Miss
“His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.”