I recently had a stroke, and while laying in the hospital bed the phone rang, it was the USGA.
This very proper voice said, “Is this Mr. Petty?”
I mumbled a “Yes.”
The voice continued, “I have to tell you, sir, your handicap has just gone up by one stroke!”
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